Gag Gifts For The Really Naughty

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Penis Themed Gag Gifts 

Maybe you are searching for the perfect gag gift for a friend or know someone who has been extra naughty this year.  Maybe you are shopping for the funniest white elephant gift exchange item you can find or you are looking for just the right Christmas gift for that person with the perverted sense of humor.  You could even be planning the perfect Bachelorette party, where cock shaped treats are definitely not a limp choice!  These penis themed gag gifts will make for some laughs and smiles when your victim finds out just what is in store for him or her.

Forget coal for that naughty guy you know.  Fill his stocking full of cock soup, spotted dick pudding, and rainbow cock pops and maybe he will take the hint to be a little nicer next year!  So here's a collection of some of the wittiest and funniest penis themed gag gifts that I could put together for your entertainment and to help you get ideas for your next victim.

Penis Themed Gag Gifts, Stocking Stuffers, & Novelty Items

• Spotted Dick Pudding - Heinz makes this sponge pudding.  Definitely caught my eye when I caught of glimpse of this at my local specialty grocer. 
• Cock Soup - Because what else warms you on a cold winter day, like cock does?
• 50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes With Balls! - Do you know all the ways to eat cock?
• Fighting Cock BBQ Sauce - A cock with a temper.
• Angry Cock Hot Sauce - Not all cocks are happy and friendly.
• Big Dick's Dry Rub - Just in case he likes to rub one out dry.
• Marshmallow Willies - Melt in your mouth and not in your hands.
• Jumbo Rainbow Cock Pops - Take yourself over the rainbow with these treats.
• Jumbo Cock Pops - Available in Watermelon, Strawberry, and Cherry flavors.  When a small cock just won't do, go jumbo.
• Holiday Cock Pops - Perfect for Christmas Stocking Stuffers!  Cram a few into a stocking or two.
• Penis Candies - A bag of hard penis candies!  Hard is better than soft!
• Weenie Chews - Another bag of penis shaped candies.
• Peter Pecker's Penis Gummies - These little guys are great for those that would rather gum than bite.
• Dick Charms Candy Necklace - These ain't the candy necklaces I remember!
• Candy Cock Ring - And here's one for downstairs.
• Milk Chocolate Penis - This one even works for Easter!
• Naughty Candy Assortment Gift Box - Here's a box crammed full of naughty candies, in case you are looking for other naughty candies to compliment your penis themed gag gifts.
• "You're Kind Of A Dick" Bubble Gum - Just in case he doesn't get all the other obvious hints, you can spell it out for him with this pack of chewing gum.  There are also all kinds of other vulgar gag gift flavors of these gum.
• Dick Tarts - Just like real willies, these dick tarts come in all shapes, sizes, and flavors.
• Penis Pasta  & Weenie Linguini - Special pasta options for those Italian lovers.
• Weener Kleener Soap - A hole in the middle to clean it all at once.

I hope you've enjoyed this collection of penis themed gag gifts.  These penis gags are perfect for stocking stuffers, Bachelorette party favors, jokes, and gag gifts.  I bet you can't wait to get your hands on a few of these naughty gag gifts!